What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Still no good

Then came..

Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

What is one harsh truth about people's opinions on TXT?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Having Low Levels Of This Vitamin Can Cause Dry Eyes. Are You Getting Enough? - Women's Health

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Don't Like The New Xbox Game Hubs? Here's How To Turn Them Off - Pure Xbox

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Former ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ star breaks down in tears over ALS diagnosis - PennLive.com

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

DNA Analysis Finally Expose Leonardo da Vinci's Mysterious Lineage Across 21 Generations—And They Hold Dark Secrets - The Daily Galaxy

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the most popular genre for writing? Are there any differences in sales between different genres?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

China Strikes Hard: Chinese Satellite Pulverizes Starlink With a 2-Watt Laser 36,000 KM From Earth - The Daily Galaxy

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.